Sunday, June 10, 2007

Baseball...Still Capless....Still Retarded


Joe Torre offered a simple explanation for his team's recent turnaround.

"Looseness. These guys are having fun with each other," the Yankees' manager said Sunday after New York's sluggers broke loose in a 13-6 victory over the Pirates.

Alex Rodriguez homered twice and drove in five runs, Bobby Abreu went 4-for-4 with three RBIs and the Yankees overpowered Pittsburgh for their sixth consecutive victory.



I offer an even simpler explanation.

The Yankees spend $196 million on their team, Pittsburgh spends $39 million. Eff'n Baseball, so stupid. The Pirates more than likely could beat A-Rod and Matsui (combined salaries 40 million) in a 9 on 2 type game.

  • Jose Mesa, welcome back. You were washed up after the 2003 season, yet the Phillies bring you back 4 years later.



  • Paris Hilton back in the clink.
  • Written before Sopranos....I think Tony survives. Just a hunch.
  • Losing to the Royals 17-5 is disgraceful and distasteful.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

17-5. Classic Phils. I love that team.

-They

BostonSucksMyBlog said...

Isnt the Yanks payroll like $215, after they signed the backstabber?

PJ said...

true, i understated the yankees payroll. but it's nice that torre says the "guys" are playing looser.

unbelievable. baseball is sickening.

DirtDawg said...

I think Derek and A-Wad finally got back together after cockteasing each other into oblivion for so many months.

Nothing like a little "Hey Deh, Jeeetah" down your throat to make you swing the bat a little better.

sy said...

does bsmb post on his own blog? this thing should be renamed PhillyJimSucksTweens.

BostonSucksMyBlog said...

just posted, sy!