Tuesday, June 26, 2007

RIP Benoit



As everyone knows by now, ‘Rabid Wolverine’ Chris Benoit and his wife and son were all found dead in their Atlanta home yesterday afternoon. It appears to be a double murder suicide with some crazy details soon to come out. Rumors swirling that he killed his wife with some sort of chord on Saturday, then rented WWE’s PPV on Sunday night. He followed the PPV viewing by smothering his son and hanging himself. Was the PPV that terrible?

I just saw him wrestle in person 2 weeks ago today. Sadly, I did not see anything like this coming. I saw him hit some hellacious german-suplexes on some unlucky black wrestler, who I had never heard of. ‘The Crippler’ was a hell of a wrestler, and an insane crazy person outside the ring apparently.

Ball-Shots

  • Paris Hilton released from jail, free to spread herpes and HIV to whomever she chooses.
  • NBA Draft on Thursday. I still say Jeff Green will be a stud.
  • KG to the Lakers is the talk. I have no opinion on this.
  • Phils 3.5 games behind the Mets. Phillies bullpen sucks and now they are down 2 starters (3 if you count Brett Myers); I don’t see them winning the division.

8 comments:

OJ Simpson said...

Damn, you worse than me, Crippler. At least I let the kids live.

Fletch said...

Who's Paris Hilton?

DirtDawg said...

If I had a dollar for every one that Paris hilton gave HIV to (men, women, and goats) i'd be a fucking millionaire.

Anonymous said...

If you are still going to watch wrestling in person it might be a good time to re-evaluate your life. Eh, what am I saying, it's probably too late anyways.

Chris Benoit said...

Benoit 3:16 Says: I just suffocated your son

BostonSucksMyBlog said...

live wrestling is the coolest

JohnnyDamon said...

Benoit's death is worse than when Hopesdale High lost the Alabama State title in football in 1965. It killed me.

Nova said...

All i gotta say is, thank god this wasn't Koko B. Ware or "we" would never hear the end of it.

Jack and Coke baby!