- The Phillies achieved their 10,000th loss. Congratulations, losers.
Speaking of the Phillies, I did see a little of the Espys last night. Not that this award show matters, at all, but Devin Hester won the “Breakthru Performance” Award over Ryan Howard? What? A few kick return TDs wins over 58 HR/149 RBI/NL MVP? Man, that is gay.
- David Beckham makes his debut this Saturday in MLS. And no one cares.
- Dice-K’s album ‘drops’ tomorrow. It should be hot. I hope everyone pre-ordered, bc it promises to be a gigantic success, unlike his pitching career. I’d rather pick out caskets for my parents funerals than listen to this album.
- A-Rod seems destined for Bean-Town. Scott Boras is talking $30-$35 mil/year once Rodriguez opts out of his Yankees contract this offseason. Sox fans are talking a mean game, saying they don’t want him, saying over their dead bodies will they accept him as a true Sock. Please. Please! Once he replaces E6 at SS next year, Sox fans will become more nauseating than ever. "A-Rawd rules, he is a true Red Sock!"
- Gary Sheffield claims that Joe Torre is a racist. And that it doesn’t affect Jeter bc he is a malado. Gotta love Sheff.
- ESPN/ABC has reached a deal to continue the charade of showing WNBA games thru 2016? When will this torture come to an end???
- Phil Mickelson choked away a one stroke lead in the Scottish Open on the 18th hole. I guess he is just getting into patented FIGJAM form for the British Open this week.
- “And if you don’t believe it’s true, just check out how we rock for you”. – T3.
11 comments:
The Boston faithful is just waiting to buy multi-colored jerseys with #13 Rodriguez on the back.
Ugh- nothing is more nauseating than the Red Sox nation. Also, did you notice ESPN was constantly saying Jays vs. The Nation during the highlights? Ugh-
I can't believe you didn't bring up the whole electing a president of RSN thing.
Anyways, I'm glad Hester beat out Howard for that ESPY, nothing better than seeing Devin try and speak off the cuff. High comedy.
-Theny
good point, theny. my bad. theres so many bizarre Nation things going on, that its easy to forget stuff.
excellent work balls. i don't think that's how you spell "malado" though.
What's this president of the Red Sox nation thing? Please fill me in on this.
malado? you mean mulatto, dingus?
I love the Treacherous Three quote! Now you are kicking it old school!
C'mon, am I the only one that thinks Boras is high? A-Rod was like 24 when he signed his 25 mil/year contract - why would any team give a 31 year old 30 mil/year? It's not like he's head and shoulders above everyone else at this point...
Fletch- As long as the BoSox want him, he'll get 30 million a year. Who would think they'd pay $51 million just for some mediocre Jap rockstar's phone number?
Great work BSMB, we needed some Ball shots...
Also its hilarious that Theny can't figure out how to leave a comment, so he goes as anonymous with the "-Theny" tag
Who would think they'd pay $51 million just for some mediocre Jap rockstar's phone number?
With that, they got virtually guaranteed merchandising/broadcasting revenue from Asia. With A-Rod, I don't think the Logo channel broadcasting dollars are going to be all that high.
Heyo!
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