Summer Shots

RIP Jeremiah Trotter's Eagles career. Sucks to see the Axe Man go, but I'm sure if Andy made the call, it's the right one.

RIP Eddie Griffin. The investigators aren't sure if he was drunk, but they did indicate that the steering wheel was quite sticky.

• RIP Michael Vick's NFL career. Watch your culo in the pen, Mike, or, Ron Mexico, or Ookie.


• RIP Larry Johnson's holdout. Good thing too, I had moved him down past Edgerrin James for fantasy.


• RIP Red Sox playoff hopes. Yanks are 5 back. Sox have no chance to hang on. Pathetic. It wont stop local buffoon Peter King from mentioning them 5 times every Monday in his NFL FOOTBALL column.


• RIP Eli Manning's leadership. So says Tiki Barber. Eli fired back saying Tiki was a distraction to the team and a bad leader, himself. Two homos, I say. Get a room.


• RIP to my internet surfing at work. It sucks.


• Theres a rumor that Tom Brady may marry Gisele. I'm sure that if the Feds were to tap their phone conversations, they wouldn't confuse them for Mensa meetings.


• Does Simmons write anymore? Or is he pretty set on doing his nasally podcasts?


• Random thought: I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some f*ckin ass.