Thursday, August 2, 2007

Thursday Tidbits

Random tidbits on a Thursday afternoon to get you through the day
  • Nothing makes your day more when you start Clemens in your fantasy league, he gets torched for 8 runs, but only 3 earned.
  • Anyone see ESPN.com's list of the 50 NFL players going to the HOF? Nice to see Adrian Peterson and Calvin Johnson on the list, and Donovan McNabb and Steve McNair not on the list. Solid work out of the four letter.
  • Diaper Genies don't work. They smell exactly like you think they would, if you like leaving dirty diapers around for 4 days in your house.
  • Is Hayden Panettiere 18 yet?
  • The Phillies bullpen with Myers and Mateo can't wait for ladies night at Citizens Bank Park. Don't forget, Joe Table has an assault in his past too. I'm just waiting for Alfonseca to be accused of doing something naughty with his 6th finger.
  • The Celtics got Garnett. They are relevant again. I'm glad to see this. Boston fans have been suffering since 1986. Such bad luck, moving to a new arena, having some 90+ year old owner die.
  • This just in, the Phillies just put in a waiver claim on Chris Benoit to pitch long relief.
  • Eagles in Lehigh. Nice to see McNabb back behind a microphone again, lending his support to Michael Vick. We get it McNabb. You really want to fit in with your people.
  • Phillies lose Victorino and Michael Bourn in the same game, after losing Utley. Looks like this year we will finish 2 games out of the wild card instead of 1.
  • RedSox get Eric Gagne, because only two teams matter.
  • If black people ever want to take over this country, they just need to get JK Rowling to keep writing books. That cute little wizard just distracts the honkeys.

7 comments:

BostonSucksMyBlog said...

look dude, espn is projecting who has a shot at the HOF. mcnair and mcnabb have no shot, unless they feel the need to get some above average black QBs in. Neither on is a hall of famer.

Philly Jim said...

But Matt Leinart has a better shot than McNabb or McNair?

Anonymous said...

I agree w/ Jimbo, that column was ridiculous. They even had Calvin Johnson on there, and he hasn't even played a snap. Meanwhile Jason Taylor is like #26 and Zach Thomas is nowhere to be found.

-Theny

DirtDawg said...

Take out your diaper trash every day, you lazy fuckmunch!

WampaOne said...

Phitly,

Not sure about Panetieri´s age, but I saw a bikini pic of her yesterday at Egotastic, from the back, running at the beach, and it did not look good.

Philly Jim said...

dawg ain't that the point of the diaper genie? wait until it gets filled or am i wrong?

wampa- i don't know man, she would make slade swear off saturated fats.

Frank the Tank said...

Diaper Genies are one of the best inventions ever. You have to make sure you don't get any infant doody on the rim, but then they work great once you get four diapers in there or so. They don't twist right until the snake of used nappies hits the bottom of the bin.