Its On You, Dice

Well, it all comes down to this. After the absurd contract you got from the morons in Boston, after the insane undeserved hype, and after dealing with this great blog questioning your every move, including your sexuality, it's time to put up or shut up. Dice-Gay can put everything in his rear view with one, just ONE, dominant start in a game that matters. If he shuts down the Indians tonight to lead the Sux to the World Series, Boston fans, real and phony, will claim that he is the greatest Jap import in the history of the United States.

I don't know who is sh*tting their pants more, Theo, The Gaytion, or Dice Gay himself. I say its a three way tie. Remember the "Bloody Sock Game"? You aint seen nothing yet. They may rename this baby "The Dookie Game" when Dice leaves skid marks on his way off the mound after an inning and a third to a chorus of boos.

But Boston, this is why you got this guy. This is why you were bidding against yourselves when you overpaid for a gyro ball that seemingly every MLB player can tee off on.

One thing is certain, if Boston wins, this will be the "greatest comeback from 3-1 down in the history of the LCS". No doubt about that. Good luck Gay.

Ballshots:

• The Sox are bringing out all the stops for tonight's epic Game 7, with current BALTIMORE ORIOLE Kevin Millahhhh throwing out the first pitch. What a weird team and fan-base that they would do this. And why would Millar agree to it?


• Saw a pickup truck today in Philly with a Flyers flag, 2 Eagles stickers, and a giant Red Sox sticker. Loser.


• Paul Byrd spent $25K on HGH. I think Boston planted the story as an excuse for not being able to hit an 81 mph heater.


• I love how Belichick gave another Eff You performance today to the league, inserting Brady late, after he had already taken a series off, to toss a sixth TD pass. Eff You League!


• Leon and Larry are an unstoppable force on Curb this season.


• Andy is killing it on The Office this season, as always.


• If I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east. I live out there so don't go there. But that don't mean a n*gga cant rest in the west, see some nice bre*sts in the west.