Ridiculous

AFC Recap: LT played 3 snaps and went out with a broken vagina. Listed as probable for the game after participating in practice, the puss played up his fake injury and watched from the sideline as his team hung around, but lost to the greatest team in history.

Meanwhile, Antonio Gates played the whole game missing a toe, and Rivers played with a torn knee.

I have said this for 8 straight games, but the Patriots are beatable. It's up to the GGGGGGGG-Men now.

NFC Recap: Wow. Wow. I have no idea how that game was even close. The Pack had 13 first downs and lost time of possession 40-22.

I wonder if Randy Moss watched the game at all and took any notes on how to be a good WR from Burress, who abused Busta Rhymes all game.

Favre was brutal. That wouldn't be a complete shock if he hadn't played pretty well all year.

I guess go Giants. Please beat the cheats.

Weekend Picks

Britney Spears, pre insanity and train wreck status.

NFL Picks:

• GREEN BAY -7
• NYG/GREEN BAY under 39.5

• San Diego +14
• San Diego/NE over 46

NBA:

• Sixers/CELTICS under 185
  

Weekend Jokes

DO NOT USE THESE PICKS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE:

GREEN BAY -7.5
Jacksonville +13.5
San Diego +9
DALLAS -7.5
DALLAS OVER 46.5

DENVER -4.5 vs Orlando

Ballshots, Curb 2

Ballshots:

• The gambling picks I make on this highly trafficed blog are for entertainment purposes only. They are possibly worse than the Sports Dork


• So Matt Leinart is with Kristin Cavallari now. Must be nice. Luckily for him, he doesn't have to worry about being good at Football, since he is a backup.


• Alycia Lane is out at Channel 3 in Philly for punching a cop and calling her a dyke. This is a huge loss for Philly. Hopefully Eisen will leak those bikini pics finally.


• I believe Roger Clemens didn't take steroids. Vince McMahon told me he is innocent.


• Anyone seen the disgusting homeless beards on the Patriots? They do realize that they play in GILLETTE STADIUM. Idiots. Go Jags.

Curb Season 2:

Curb starts out the second season with a guest starring George Costanza in the Car Salesman episode. George whines, Cheryl nags, Larry has no peace. Par for the course. Great episode, followed up with some more classics, such as Thor, Shrimp Incident, Shaq, and The Massage.

My favorite episode from Season 2 is Trick or Treat, with LD claiming a hate crime when “Bald Asshole” is spray painted on his door. Not surprisingly, Cheryl blames Larry for that whole mess. Its amazing he stuck with Cheryl for so long. What a waste of space she is.

The Doll is another classic. In fact, hell, every episode is a classic this season. Curb comes into its own and never looks back. Things we learn: peanut butter is a dairy product, only Larry stops a whack off, do not stick a doll head down your pants, and you cant call a gay man a c*nt. Overall, Season 2 is perfect. Grade: A.

Happy New Queer

NFL Playoff Predictions (gambling):
Seattle -3.5
Jacksonville -2
Tampa Bay -3
Tennessee +9

College Predictions:
Illinois +14
Georgia -8
Oklahoma -8
VTech -3
Ohio St +4