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Boston Sucks

2008-09-22T21:08:00.007-04:00

Kendra is engaged to who? Hank Freakin Baskett? Nice work Hank, now catch a damn pass.

What would possess a grown ass man to walk into a sporting goods store and say, "Man, I gotta have that Pedroia jersey"? (hint: a gay one)
Westbrook is day to day, thank God. We all know 5 cant do it without him.
Looks like the Mets are doing their best impersonation of themselves.

College Football thoughts: Penn State may be alright. They took it to Temple on Saturday. Penn State could run the Big 10 and be in the mix to have the opportunity to be smoked by USC in January.

I don't gamble much anymore, but I'm eyeing up the Coaches vs. Cancer Classic in November. I'll take Cancer and lay the points.
Its a shame about that plane wreck with the guy from Blink 182 and that homosexual DJ. Its a shame the Red Sox weren't on that plane.
This blog is all part of my get rich slow scheme. And its workin.

Have I ever told you that you are my hero?

2008-06-01T21:25:00.002-04:00

Mike Lieberthal, the wind beneath my wings......

hottest disney b**ches

2008-05-17T20:42:00.002-04:00

my kids watch disney channel for the music........

In order...

10002- raven - put down the donuts fatty.
10001-6 - everybody else, darby from super sleuths to minnie mouse.
5. miley cyrus- you dirty girl. hooking up with jonas brothers and your dad is the best of both worlds
4. ashley tisdale - got a nose job and is probably getting on a co-star from the suite life. zac or cody, which ever is the fatter one.
3. brenda song- hot asian broad.
2. gianna from barney who is on wizards of waverly place- hot latino broad, but not the hottest latino broad.
1. the chick from choo choo soul- all aboard the choo choo train------you know the hip hop conductor is tapping that sh--

PJ - OUT

Derby Preview

2008-05-03T12:46:00.001-04:00

Trifecta: 10, 14, 20

Go horses.

Go Sixers

2008-04-17T22:36:00.002-04:00

Madness

2008-03-19T22:47:00.005-04:00

First Round Upsets:

Temple over MSU

Davidson over Gonzaga

AZ over WVU

Final 4:

Kansas, Tennesee, Stanford, UCLA

National Championship:

Kansas 83 Stanford 72

Favre Era Over

2008-03-04T22:04:00.003-05:00

May you continue to throw game ending interceptions in backyard games. In all seriousness, nice timing by Brett, waiting til lap-dog King left America for the Middle East. Congrats on a fine career.

18-1

2008-02-03T22:07:00.000-05:00

I can't wait to see the Boston jerkoffs spin Belichick's classless display at the end of the game. I guess he couldn't video tape the Giants walk through this week!

Screw New England, I hope the facts come out and I hope their titles are forever tarnished.

Pop those corks Shula you fat SOB!

Ridiculous

2008-01-20T23:10:00.001-05:00

AFC Recap: LT played 3 snaps and went out with a broken vagina. Listed as probable for the game after participating in practice, the puss played up his fake injury and watched from the sideline as his team hung around, but lost to the greatest team in history.

Meanwhile, Antonio Gates played the whole game missing a toe, and Rivers played with a torn knee.

I have said this for 8 straight games, but the Patriots are beatable. It's up to the GGGGGGGG-Men now.

NFC Recap: Wow. Wow. I have no idea how that game was even close. The Pack had 13 first downs and lost time of possession 40-22.

I wonder if Randy Moss watched the game at all and took any notes on how to be a good WR from Burress, who abused Busta Rhymes all game.

Favre was brutal. That wouldn't be a complete shock if he hadn't played pretty well all year.

I guess go Giants. Please beat the cheats.

Weekend Picks

2008-01-18T11:07:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears, pre insanity and train wreck status.

NFL Picks:

GREEN BAY -7
NYG/GREEN BAY under 39.5

San Diego +14
San Diego/NE over 46

NBA:

Sixers/CELTICS under 185

Weekend Jokes

2008-01-11T13:35:00.001-05:00

DO NOT USE THESE PICKS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE:

GREEN BAY -7.5
Jacksonville +13.5
San Diego +9
DALLAS -7.5
DALLAS OVER 46.5

DENVER -4.5 vs Orlando

Ballshots, Curb 2

2008-01-08T12:11:00.000-05:00

Ballshots:

The gambling picks I make on this highly trafficed blog are for entertainment purposes only. They are possibly worse than the Sports Dork

So Matt Leinart is with Kristin Cavallari now. Must be nice. Luckily for him, he doesn't have to worry about being good at Football, since he is a backup.

Alycia Lane is out at Channel 3 in Philly for punching a cop and calling her a dyke. This is a huge loss for Philly. Hopefully Eisen will leak those bikini pics finally.

I believe Roger Clemens didn't take steroids. Vince McMahon told me he is innocent.

Anyone seen the disgusting homeless beards on the Patriots? They do realize that they play in GILLETTE STADIUM. Idiots. Go Jags.

Curb Season 2:

Curb starts out the second season with a guest starring George Costanza in the Car Salesman episode. George whines, Cheryl nags, Larry has no peace. Par for the course. Great episode, followed up with some more classics, such as Thor, Shrimp Incident, Shaq, and The Massage.

My favorite episode from Season 2 is Trick or Treat, with LD claiming a hate crime when “Bald Asshole” is spray painted on his door. Not surprisingly, Cheryl blames Larry for that whole mess. Its amazing he stuck with Cheryl for so long. What a waste of space she is.

The Doll is another classic. In fact, hell, every episode is a classic this season. Curb comes into its own and never looks back. Things we learn: peanut butter is a dairy product, only Larry stops a whack off, do not stick a doll head down your pants, and you cant call a gay man a c*nt. Overall, Season 2 is perfect. Grade: A.

Happy New Queer

2008-01-01T15:12:00.000-05:00

NFL Playoff Predictions (gambling):
Seattle -3.5
Jacksonville -2
Tampa Bay -3
Tennessee +9

College Predictions:
Illinois +14
Georgia -8
Oklahoma -8
VTech -3
Ohio St +4

Donovan's Last Stand

2007-12-27T11:59:00.000-05:00

The end of an era arrives on Sunday at The Linc, as Donovan McNabb plays his final game as an Eagle. The 2nd pick in the 1999 draft, McNabb entered the league and Philadelphia with a ton of pressure. You may not have heard about this, but McNabb was booed at the draft. That's right. He never mentions it though, unless there is a camera or mic in his face.

As much as I cant stand the guy, I cant say his Eagles career has been a total failure. He has had the most success out of any QB in that draft. So what if it was team success, led by the greatest coach in Eagles history, Andy Reid.

His stats are pedestrian. 58% career passing, 170 TDs and 78 ints, with a playoff record of 7-5. He also holds the record for puking in the huddle of a Super Bowl. Good luck to Donnie Mac on his new team. The Eagles will be just fine without him. Andy knows QBs. He has turned some horrendous QBs into serviceable ones (Feeley), average ones into good ones (McNabb), and has-beens into field generals (Garcia). The Kolb era will be a winning one. Even next year, I think.

Ballshots:

Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy is really a much older producer on some Nickelodeon show and he can't come forward bc its statutory rape. Hahahahahahahahaha.

The Patriots/Giants game is going to be shown on CBS and NBC so the rest of the country can witness history for themselves; the worst play by play announcer ever.

PICKS: ASU +2.5, BC -4, Wake -1.5, NYG +14.5, HOU-6.5, CLE -10, stl +6

Could you be an NFL head coach?

2007-12-24T10:08:00.000-05:00

Scenario...your team is up 8 points on the road. There is 2:37 left in the 4th quarter. Your opponent is out of timeouts. It is 2nd and 7 on their 7 yard line. A 24 yard FG here seals the game.

Do you

A) call some sort of running play that keeps the clock running, setting up a 3rd down after the 2 minute warning, where you can run more time off the clock and go up 11 with under 2 minutes left?

B) throw a pass, that could be tipped or intercepted? or best case out of the worst case scenarios, incomplete stopping the clock?

If you answered B you could be the head coach of the Eagles!

Catching Up With Boston, Curb Season 1

2007-12-20T16:21:00.000-05:00

Boston, its been awhile. We haven't addressed America's favorite little town in a bit. Let's see what they've been up to in Beantown, shall we? Why, just this week, we have some tasty nuggets to chew on.

Jonathan Paplebon's 'dog' ate the final out baseball from the World Series. Have you heard about this? Yes, apparently his 'dog' 'Boss' ate the baseball. What is more ridiculous, that we are supposed to believe this, or that he named his dog Boss? Is he named after Big Stein? What a jackass.

Not to be overshadowed in the whole Mitchell Report mess, local blowhard/mediocre pitcher/morality policeman Curt Schilling felt the need to weigh in with his feelings on Clemens. He thinks Clemens' stats and awards should be erased from the day in 1997 that he first injected his ass with juice. Funny that the same guy who painted his sock with food coloring constantly weighs in on Steroid issues. I guess that's Schill being Schill, a moron.

The Celtics are now 0-3 against the best competition in the East. No surprise. Not one of the Big 3 has ever won anything. But at least the Garden is revived!! Best homecourt in the NBA!! Frontrunners unite!

The Pats are 14-0 with their eyes set on a perfect season. Too bad they will have to likely beat 2 good teams to even get to the Super Bowl. Don't be surprised if Moss pulls the first ever Eff You Deactivation on himself when they have to play the Jags, Colts, or Chargers.

Curb, Season 1 Review

Unlike Seinfeld, Curb started out pretty strong. The first season had some classic episodes, like Beloved Aunt, Affirmative Action, and Porno Gil. Established right away was Larry's gift to work people's nerves. Right away in episode one, Cheryl's friend accused Larry of getting a boner after she consoles him. LD has never looked back, as just about every character on the show has hated him almost immediately. The groundwork was also laid right away for Cheryl being a nagging, useless, money-grubbing tw*t. She showed her true colors early, in episode 3, Porno Gil, when she complained and yelled the whole time on the way to Gil's party and then sulked the whole time they were there. Been there myself, LD.

Season One introduced many great supporting characters, Jeff and Susie, Ted, Richard Lewis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, etc. Luckily Wanda did not appear this season, saving us from the wretched Wanda/Cheryl combo that would haunt fans later on.

Overall, I think this season is getting a grade of B+. It was a great first season for any show, as the characters were pretty true to their established form later on in the series. Great season, may be the lowest rated of any season. Stay tuned.

Weekend Picks

2007-12-14T17:38:00.001-05:00

- Chicago +10 at MINN
- Det +10 at SD
- NYJ at NE OVER 44.5
- MIA +3 vs Balt
- Delaware +6.5 vs App St
- Bucks +13.5 at CELTICS

Why Is This Guy Still Here?

2007-12-09T21:36:00.000-05:00

(Brady sharing tales of success and Super Bowl wins)

Enough is enough. This Donovan McNabb charade has gone on long enough. McNabb apologists say that when he sucks (which is all the time), it's because of the play calling. That they throw too much and the defense always knows whats coming. Well, seems to work for Brady and the Patriots. Maroney never runs...they threw 46 times today compared to 8 Maroney runs and one Brady run. So, that argument doesn't work.

Hopefully, there's only 3 games left of this racial rights activist masquerading as a bad NFL QB. So long and good riddance. Bring on Kolb.

Happy Weekend

2007-12-07T17:54:00.000-05:00

BCS Mess and Picks

2007-12-02T11:51:00.001-05:00

West Virginia blew its chance at a National Title shot, losting to Pitt as a 28 point favorite. At home. Its insane. I say give Hawaii a shot at the title. They are the only undefeated team. And...there's only one other team with only one loss, those losers from Columbus.

This year was nuts. But college football rules. There are huge games every week. Not that there is any chance, but everyone wants a playoff. If there was a playoff though, it may take away from the excitement of the regular season. Maybe a Plus-1 would be the best way to go. It would keep the wildly [tm. Bill Simmons] exciting regular season, while sort of crowning a true champion. And it would be monster TV ratings, which the NCAA and networks would presumably enjoy.

NFL Picks:

over 39.5 Sea/PHI
Detroit +4 at MINN
KANSAS CITY +6 vs san diego
INDY -6.5 vs jax
AZ -1 vs cle
CHI +1.5 vs nyg
over 48 NE at balt

So Close

2007-11-26T00:12:00.000-05:00

Foxboro, MA: As a record 24 point underdog to the greatest team in the history of mankind, the little old Eagles almost pulled off the impossible before falling 31-28 to the Pats. One questionable play call, coupled with a terrible throw did the Eagles in.

I can't blame anyone. I'm just happy that McNabb scheduled his annual 'injury' for this week, giving the Eagles life and a chance to pull off the impossible. Let there be no doubt that the Pats woulda steamrolled the Birds with 5 under center.

This happens every time McNabb goes down. The team wakes up, plays better, and wins games. I don't know what is the exact reason, other than they must hate him. I find it curious that AJ Feeley keeps calling him 'Don' in press conferences. "It's Don's team...I am Don's backup." So, 'Don', do us Eagles fans a favor and milk the sh*t out of your latest injury to give us a shot at the playoffs. My only fear is that you got injured too late in the year.

And New England can be beaten, by the way. As long as the opponent isn't a giant p*ssy and just folds, like Buffalo and every other team just about. The Eagles were 5-5 before this game! Christ league, step up.

BallShots:

I think another Viking defender is taking one to the house. Nice game Eli, jerk.

Believe it or not, there was a Ocho Stinko sighting in Cincy Sunday. He is still in the NFL, much to the shock of NFL fans and fantasy owners.

The BCS is a mess again. Looks like Ohio State and West Virginia for the title. If they had a playoff, I think Florida would take it, assuming Tebow plays.

Hollywood Hogan getting divorced, good for him. Whatcha gonna do, ladies, when Hulk and son Nick run a train on you???

All I got is beef with those that violate me, I shall annihilate thee.

Boston Illustrated

2007-11-09T13:38:00.000-05:00

For those keeping score at home, SI has published an absolutely unprecedented 4 cover stories in a row Boston related. And make it 5 of 7 for good measure. I get it it, Boston has had a lot of sports success recently. The Red Sox WS win was a must cover, fine. And one Patriots cover is understandable since they are destroying teams...but 2 Pats covers in 4 weeks? And not to mention the Celtics NBA Preview cover 3 weeks ago. SI, if you knew you were about to publish a Sox WS cover, on top of the Brady cover from the prior week, maybe, just maybe, you should have put a different team on the NBA Preview cover, c*cksuckers. Who's the next cover, Ben Assfleck and Matt Daaaaamon?

I don't know about anyone else, but I only read SI for readers mail and the pop culture grid. The mag sucks, and they are just the latest in a long line of Boston Bandwagon jumpers in America. So, F*ck Off SI. Consider this my cancellation.

Ballshots:

What the hell is going on with The Office? Two bad eps in a row. Its still funny, but the last 2 have been way too unbelievable to be realistic.
Onto Curb. Now that is a show that hasn't lost its fastball. LD and Leon are positively unstoppable. The therapist storyline last week was comedy gold.
Don't worry Eagles fans. 8 more games (or less) of the McNabb era. Then we can move onto becoming the Gold Standard of the NFL yet again.
ARod met with the Sox, big surprise. But don't rule out ARod in South Beach. He purchased Shaq's Miami home for $25 mil. I hear the 'Lins have presented ARod a deal worth upwards of $45 mil. Not annually. Over the 12 years he is looking for. Stay tuned.
Yanks to 'go hard' after Johan Santana, according to SI.com local idiot Jon Heyman. What's next Heyman, is Bill Simmons going to put a column out that gets destroyed by message boards dedicated to him?
College Picks: over 46.5 PSU at Temple, over 45 Ill at OSU, GEORGIA -2 Auburn
NFL Picks: Den +3 @ KC, Cle +9.5 @ PITT, Phi +3 @WASH, OAK +3.5 vs Chi, SanFran +10 @ SEA

NBA Preview

2007-10-31T13:56:00.000-04:00

F the Cs. Go league.

Thanks Beasley

2007-10-25T22:07:00.000-04:00

Appreciated the Shout-Out

F Boston

2007-10-25T17:18:00.000-04:00

GO ROCKIES!