Friday, July 27, 2007

The Simpsons Movie

blog post by MikeD!


Racism, Government Conspiracy, Religion Bashing, Gay Bashing, Kiddie Porn (ok, maybe not kiddie porn - that may be pushing it), Murder. The Simpsons Movie. After 20 years and 400 half hour episodes, the Simpsons finally make the leap into a full length feature - and they do it surprisingly well. Being a fan since the Tracey Ullman days (everybody says it, but I was f*cking there, man), I was a bit worried about what the writers and creators were going to do with simple basics, like story-line. What haven't they done on the show that would live up to so many years of built up expectations that the public would have for a movie? In my most honest opinion, they didn't really come up with anything new - but they did create something that was truly funny from beginning to end.

The animation was vibrant and refreshing, considering no other studio is actually doing full length cartoon movies anymore. The entire thing was shot in the animated 3-D settings that Groening fans would recognize from the Futurama series. While viewers should take the moment to be in awe to see all of their favorite characters in this visual format, most of the jaw-dropping going on that I noticed from the audience and myself was at the comedic level that the Simpson writers brought the jokes up to for the movie. They proved that they were able to step up and deliver in a world that has become accustomed to the shock humor of other animated franchises, like Family Dad (I like Seth McFarland - but they are basically the same show) and South Park. The Simpsons crew not only made us laugh - they were able to do it with a sophisticated yet more risky approach than we have seen on Sunday nights overall.

For the real fans - the big screen allowed for Fox to give us massive scenes with so many characters in one shot that it guarantees the box office will be flooded with repeat viewers over the next month at least. I was thrilled to see characters brought back from favorite episodes, like Chester Lampwick, who along with so many others were only visible for mere seconds during a mob riot scene that the Simpsons writers seem to love.

Most notable about the movie is that the writers were actually able to keep the attention on the core family, and kept it interesting throughout. Of course, there were the side stories for each family member - however, I was happy to see that they gave the audience what they wanted - more of Homer and a pig - less of Lisa and whatever the hell she had going on. I do think that they did miss a mark or two and could have used some secondary characters more. There was definite potential for Groundskeeper Willie to build up his library of classic quotes - but they didn't take the opportunity. Chief Wiggum, however, stole a scene or two and Martin Prince had his nerd-day-in-the-sun that got a nice round of applause from the audience. And oh yeah - Maggie talks again (not really a spoiler, believe me).

So - all and all - go and enjoy the latest story to touch the lives of all of our friends in Springfield. The fans of the show finally have their movie, I think that it was worth the wait and look forward to getting a bootleg DVD as soon as I can.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Penn State 2007 Preview

Blog post by PSU alum davidj52376
Penn State 2007 Preview
2007 could be a special year for the Nittany Lions. The team returns 15 starters from a squad that went 9-4 last season with losses to some of the better teams in the nation. The schedule, while not easy, has 3 of the 4 toughest games at home (Notre Dame, Wisconsin, Ohio State) with Michigan on the road. Home field has meant something to the Lions recently-Penn State has lost only one game at Beaver stadium in the last two seasons.

Offense:

Fans are hoping that QB Anthony Morelli will take a leap forward this year now that he has a year of experience under his belt. He certainly has some weapons to work with. At wideout look for sophomore Chris Bell to push juniors Williams, Butler and Norwood for playing time. Also look for the continued emergence of sophomore Andrew Quarless at tight end. Austin Scott replaces Tony Hunt at tailback and if he lives up to his potential don’t expect a drop off in production from the running game. The O-Line must replace the departed Levi Brown but the unit (baring injuries) should perform better than last season.

Defense:

The Lions have been very stingy on defense the last 3 years ranking towards the top of the country in a number of key defensive categories- look for that to continue this season. The D-line is inexperienced but talented. If that unit can gel early the Lions will be downright nasty on D. The linebackers will be led by All American Dan Connor who is on pace to break the all time tackles mark at the University set last season by Paul Posluzsny. Justin King came into his own last season and emerged as a true shut down corner. The Lions will move Tony Davis from corner to safety to make way for sophomore A.J. Wallace who should be lights out by the end of the season. The only question mark for the secondary is the status of all Big Ten safety Anthony Scirrotto which is in question due to off the field legal issues.

Schedule:

The Lions start the season by hosting two of the worst teams in Division I (Florida International, Buffalo) with a visit from Notre Dame sandwiched in between. Fans are excited for the clash with the Irish, but it is a mere bump in the road towards the show down with the Wolverines in Ann Arbor on Sept 22nd. The Lions title hopes (BCS, Big Ten) could come down to this clash. After a trip to Illinois the Lions host the Hawkeyes and the Badgers in consecutive weeks. At lot of folks think Wisconsin can win the conference. Don’t believe the hype. After the Lions travel to Indiana (0-10 versus PSU) they host Ohio State in a prime time contest. Look for the Lions to avenge last years hard fought loss in Columbus. November shouldn’t do much to test the Lions. They host Purdue (who managed 0 points against the Lions at home last year), travel to Temple (this serves as a bye week) and finish out the season in East Lansing. The Lions have the fortune of meeting Michigan State in the last week of the season which means the Spartans are in full self destruct mode by this point.

Prediction:

Anything less than a 10-2 regular season would be a disappointment for the Nittany Lions. I’m going to drink some blue kool aid and say Penn State goes 11-1 with a loss to whom else but Michigan.

Bonus Big East Preview

Bulls on Parade. Look for South Florida to be this years Rutgers. In other words the team will win a few games, qualify for a bowl and the fan base will act like they found a cure for cancer. If West Virginia doesn’t win the conference there is something wrong in Morgantown.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Who's that sneaking up on you?

2007 American League Standings (May 29th)
EASTWLPCTGBHOMEROADRSRASTRKL10
Boston3615.706-18-718-8276193Won 57-3
Baltimore2527.48111.515-1110-16234227Won 46-4
Toronto2427.4711214-1110-16232235Won 26-4
NY Yankees2129.42014.512-139-16258239Lost 53-7
Tampa Bay2129.42014.513-158-14232308Lost 13-7

2007 American League Standings (July 19th)

EAST
WLPCTGBHOMEROADRSRASTRKL10
Boston5638.596-31-1825-20469377Lost 23-7
NY Yankees4844.522729-1819-26495412Won 58-2
Toronto4549.4791126-1919-30438437Lost 34-6
Baltimore4252.4471422-2220-30420426Lost 15-5
Tampa Bay3756.39818.522-2715-29442566Won 24-6

I'm not too good on Math, but the Yankees look like they've gone 27-15 since May 29th and the beloved Boston Red Sox have gone 20-23. Warrants mentioning. At this pace, the Yankees will pass the Sox in mid-September.




Looks like Michael Vick will be playing the Paul Crewe role in "The Longest Yard 2". Have fun in the Big House Mike. You're elusiveness will come in handy, when the Aryans get you.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

F*ck You Lieberthal


The last time the Phillies made the playoffs, the year was 1993. What a great season that was for Phils fans. They won their division and beat the Braves in the NLCS before losing to the Blue Jays on a walk-off homer by Joe Carter.

Even though the Phils lost the World Series, fans still had hope for the future. The Phillies were a hard working, exciting team full of steroid juicers. Then June 30, 1994 arrived. It is a day that will live in infamy, as former 1st round pick, 3rd overall, scrawny catcher Mike Lieberthal made his Phillies debut.

The Phightins still haven’t recovered from that day. They haven’t made the playoffs one time in this span. We thought we had a shot in May 2001(above), when Lieby tore his ACL and MCL getting picked off first base in Arizona! Fan rejoiced. Finally, this jackass would be out of baseball, and we could resume hope that our team would one day make the playoffs and win a World Series. The Phils almost won the division that season with backup ROOKIE catcher Johnny Estrada, losing by 2 games to Atlanta.

But dammit to hell if Lieberthal didn’t come back in 2002 and win comeback player of the year, leading the Phils to a 3rd place finish, 21.5 games back of Atlanta.

Now it is 2007, and this idiot is finally out of Phillies fans lives, tormenting Dodger fans. Last night was the first time the Phils have faced their nemesis. It is not a shock whatsoever that they pounded out 26 hits and 15 runs in a rout. 26 hits!!

So, from the bottom of Phillies fans’ hearts to Mike Lieberthal, go to hell you f*cking douchebag. Enjoy him, Dodger fans. Keep your fingers crossed that Russell Martin doesn’t get hurt!
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Notes:
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- Vick is screwed. The Falcons may be better off without him anyway.
- Yi won't play for the Bucks.
- Benoit had roids and xanex in his system. Shocking.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Weekend Ballshots



  • The Phillies achieved their 10,000th loss. Congratulations, losers.

Speaking of the Phillies, I did see a little of the Espys last night. Not that this award show matters, at all, but Devin Hester won the “Breakthru Performance” Award over Ryan Howard? What? A few kick return TDs wins over 58 HR/149 RBI/NL MVP? Man, that is gay.

  • David Beckham makes his debut this Saturday in MLS. And no one cares.

  • Dice-K’s album ‘drops’ tomorrow. It should be hot. I hope everyone pre-ordered, bc it promises to be a gigantic success, unlike his pitching career. I’d rather pick out caskets for my parents funerals than listen to this album.

  • A-Rod seems destined for Bean-Town. Scott Boras is talking $30-$35 mil/year once Rodriguez opts out of his Yankees contract this offseason. Sox fans are talking a mean game, saying they don’t want him, saying over their dead bodies will they accept him as a true Sock. Please. Please! Once he replaces E6 at SS next year, Sox fans will become more nauseating than ever. "A-Rawd rules, he is a true Red Sock!"

  • Gary Sheffield claims that Joe Torre is a racist. And that it doesn’t affect Jeter bc he is a malado. Gotta love Sheff.

  • ESPN/ABC has reached a deal to continue the charade of showing WNBA games thru 2016? When will this torture come to an end???

  • Phil Mickelson choked away a one stroke lead in the Scottish Open on the 18th hole. I guess he is just getting into patented FIGJAM form for the British Open this week.

  • “And if you don’t believe it’s true, just check out how we rock for you”. – T3.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Happy Birthday America
























America is about to celebrate its 231st birthday tomorrow, I would like to take the time to point out some wonderful things about this great country.

  • Our wrestling heroes don't kill their children.
  • If we want something in your country, we just come in and smack you around and take it. We don't even need to have other countries watch our backs.
  • We have so much food, we feed our pets and set fire to the homeless.
  • When Americans run online message boards dedicated to ESPN Page 2 personalities, those boards are fun and not boring. Guess what? Rumsfeld Resigned, you losers.
  • In America, we even pretend like a colored or a woman has a chance to be President.
  • Two words. Bum Fights.
So on this Independence Day, live like our forefathers intended... go pump some $3.25 gas into your Ford Explorer, crank up the AC, roll the 3 blocks to the nearest store while listening to Dire Straits. When you see someone you don't like, roll down the window and make fun of them...heck, throw some garbage at them. Honk at a teen girl if you wish. Cause a "scene".

God Bless Eff'n America.